Definitions by That second time at band camp

Freshman at life 

Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry" or "what is online banking"

Person 1: I can't put my keys in the lock, it's not working!!!
Person 2: Maybe you should just turn it the other way?
Person 2: You know what? You're just a freshman at life.

Freshman at life by That second time at band camp December 6, 2014