Something that little kids and high schoolers like to drink thinking that they are cool. It is harmful for them so they like to drink it and go "ohh im so messed up over this energy drink!" They act like its some kind of drug but they are just drinking a stupid high caffeine drink that tastes like balls.
high schooler: Whoo energy drinks im so messed up!.
John the invisible bear that watches you sleep: Shut the fuck up.