Most mysterious dude ever. Smooth and stupid by turns. Sounds like he has the Wikipedia in his head, still suck at academics.
He is the person who can absolutely make your day if you feel even slightly down.
There is no telling where he would be after 5 mins, could be drinking coffee, could be sprinting at top speed from angry people.
He is as sturdy and reliable as the Gibraltar,trust him with anything you won't be let down , BUT DO NOT TRUST HIM WITH A MACHINE AND A SCREWDRIVER.
And his sense of humour is darker than the night, highly offensive and extremely funny, makes you want to punch his brain out and hug him at the same time.
He is the person who can absolutely make your day if you feel even slightly down.
There is no telling where he would be after 5 mins, could be drinking coffee, could be sprinting at top speed from angry people.
He is as sturdy and reliable as the Gibraltar,trust him with anything you won't be let down , BUT DO NOT TRUST HIM WITH A MACHINE AND A SCREWDRIVER.
And his sense of humour is darker than the night, highly offensive and extremely funny, makes you want to punch his brain out and hug him at the same time.
by Tesla sucks 69 June 26, 2019