3 definitions by Telephone Repairman

chunder gunch

He/she who bears such an uncanny resemblance to a douche bag in actions, words, and appearance that he/she has lost all value as a human.

That Carson Daly is one incredible chunder gunch.

by Telephone Repairman November 6, 2007

scrapple

Everything but the oink!
Scrapple Ingredient list:
Snouts, Tails, Hooves, Hearts, Lips, Ears, Assholes, Eyeballs, Livers, Spleans, Tongues, and its primary ingredient CORN MEAL.

Hey Hon, Butchy Jr. wunts s'more SCRAPPLE wif his eggs. We gotta fill'em up b'fore da Raybm's game. Kick aufs in a aff our.

by Telephone Repairman November 8, 2007

Flying Pig

The act of sexual intercourse similar to "doggy style" when one individual is bent at the waste or on all fours (the catcher) and the other individual (the pitcher) is penetrating one of the catchers openings from behind. In order for the Flying Pig to take place the pitcher must reach over the top of the head of the catcher and pull upward on the nostrils as to give the catcher the appearance of a pig's snout, at which time the catcher will vigorously flail their arms in an attempt to thwart the nose grabbing only to make it appear as though they have begun to flap their wings; HENCE THE FLYING PIG.

Dude you're only in The Bronx for one night, give her the flying pig.

by Telephone Repairman November 8, 2007