Rule 115

no matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you a ringing toy phone you answer it

*toddler hands 6'7 biker guy on the street a ringing toy phone*
biker guy 1: I don't want it...
biker guy 2: rule 115 man
biker guy 1: fu- *looks at toddler* er, hello?

by Teka D Kai January 03, 2013

Rule 116

if there's a hole, you can fuck it. if a guy states that you can't fuck it, declaration of this rule inclines them to fuck said object.

guy 1: fuck a duck!
guy 2: I don't think that's possible bro
guy 1: rule 116

by Teka D Kai January 03, 2013