1 definition by TehSarge
Peta-lites
A member of the weak minded fascist revolutionary group Peta but the Peta-lites only love adorable and furry animals. They ruthlessly kill and maim millions of innocent insects everyday splattering them across the windshield of their Prius. While once a week washing away the gore with Earth friendly soap while the dry carcasses of ladybugs and honeybees float away into the drain. They dont care what the impact of losing these pollenators truly is, They only care about swerving to miss that cute little rabbit that just crossed the road.
A member of the weak minded fascist revolutionary group Peta but the Peta-lites only love adorable and furry animals. They ruthlessly kill and maim millions of innocent insects everyday splattering them across the windshield of their Prius. While once a week washing away the gore with Earth friendly soap while the dry carcasses of ladybugs and honeybees float away into the drain. They dont care what the impact of losing these pollenators truly is, They only care about swerving to miss that cute little rabbit that just crossed the road.
"OMG she killed a Dragonfly with her bumper, She must be a Peta-lite, Only the cute creatures are safe from her car".
by TehSarge November 2, 2009