Similar to a 'mental retardation', however, characterized by overuse of hip hop terms and showing little hope for in-depth cognitive function.
Caucasian blacktard: "Yo, I did fail dat math test but itz all good cause datz how I roll. lol"
Asian blacktard: "Fo real, these 22" rims will fit on my civic, playa, don't hate."
Grandpa: You can tell me about the concert without sounding like such a blacktard.
Asian blacktard: "Fo real, these 22" rims will fit on my civic, playa, don't hate."
Grandpa: You can tell me about the concert without sounding like such a blacktard.
by Tedro357 February 16, 2009

The female equivalent of a mu stash. Located directly above the female reproductive area a.k.a. the vagina.
by Tedro357 March 28, 2009

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.
Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.
Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
by Tedro357 April 13, 2009
