tax man

1. subject of a lesser-known Beatles song
2. an asshole
3. a socialist
4. one who wishes to steal your hard-earned income
see also tax collector

Today the tax man came and took my soul as compensation for due income taxes.

by Ted Jones December 20, 2003

tax collector

1. an asshole
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man

The tax collector came and repossessed my belongings after I payed him only a third of my income.

by Ted Jones December 20, 2003

lesbindian

a suburban girl of indian heritage who finds girls attractive in a non-sexual manner

Tara is such a lesbindian, she always points out a hot girl for us when she sees one.

by Ted Jones December 20, 2003