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Definitions by Ted Jones

lesbindian 

a suburban girl of indian heritage who finds girls attractive in a non-sexual manner
Tara is such a lesbindian, she always points out a hot girl for us when she sees one.
lesbindian by Ted Jones December 20, 2003

tax collector

1. an asshole
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man
The tax collector came and repossessed my belongings after I payed him only a third of my income.
tax collector by Ted Jones December 20, 2003
1. subject of a lesser-known Beatles song
2. an asshole
3. a socialist
4. one who wishes to steal your hard-earned income
see also tax collector
Today the tax man came and took my soul as compensation for due income taxes.
tax man by Ted Jones December 20, 2003