Definitions by Ted Cactus

Local 

Slang for a hand job.

I charge no more than $25 for a local.

Local by Ted Cactus August 3, 2011

Ypsilanti Plume 

Named after the city adjacent to Ann Arbor, Michigan. An Ypsilanti Plume is when a prostitute farts blood on to your chest.

Hey honey, I'll give you $120 for a blumpkin and an Ypsilanti Plume.

Ypsilanti Plume by Ted Cactus December 30, 2008