Technocrat's definitions

Csat

A person with 4 personalities blended into one.

Michael has four personalities that are all put into one. He’s a csat.

by Technocrat February 19, 2023

I'm up to you

A phrase used to signify to an individual that you are aware of their current level shenanigans and believe that you have surpassed them in your level of shenanigans.

The phrase is best delivered in a condescending vocal tone.

Garfield: Hey! Odie!
Odie: Whats up Garfield?
Garfield: I'm up to you.

by technocrat September 5, 2011

physicalize

To reconstitute a virtual computer system or server onto physical equipment when you realize that the virtualization technology sucks.

I had to physicalize the desktop because the VDI project went bust!!

by Technocrat June 5, 2014