Definitions by Team Blonde Professor

Sexual Networking 

When people bring attractive friends to parties for swapping purposes. Akin to swinging but less creepy-sounding.

Chris brought Anna to the party, and Kyle brought Sarah. Chris proceeded to pound Sarah into a mattress, while Kyle polluted Anna's rivers and streams. The group, as a whole, was engaged in sexual networking.

Sexual Networking by Team Blonde Professor June 8, 2014

Reminisceturbate 

To masturbate with the aid of pictures, videos and/or memories of a past sexual encounter or relationship.

ex. Paige would occasionally think back on her wonderful date night at the musical and touch herself. She would reminisceturbate to the memory of that evening.

Reminisceturbate by Team Blonde Professor September 1, 2013