Teabagus Maximus's definitions

rumblefuck

syn. "to get ones dick rocked"

The Vols rumblefucked their way to a win over Vandy last Saturday.

by Teabagus Maximus November 21, 2009

The Great Poondemic

A world full of poons who push the pandemic button rather than communicate and deal with things logically and efficiently.

I didn't know so many poons existed in the world until the Great Poondemic.

by Teabagus Maximus January 2, 2021

tennessee blizzard

A light snow with little to no accumulation that causes irrational panic and the near-total shutdown of municipal infrastructure (including closing schools). Tennessee Blizzards often result in grocery stores completely selling out of milk and bread, and can result in death, destruction, brush-fires, and binge-drinking.

The forecast is calling for 0.00027 inches of snow. We'd better get to the grocery store and buy 47 loaves of bread and 12 gallons of milk... it's going to be a Tennessee Blizzard.

by Teabagus Maximus February 8, 2020