Definitions by TeTyrone KoolAid-Anda McPopeye

Chimney Splinter 

When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.

Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!

Chimney Splinter by TeTyrone KoolAid-Anda McPopeye February 12, 2014