cleetus

Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.
Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.

Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
by tboy September 09, 2004
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wonkographer

Professional person who searches for incompetency in a product or service.
You'd better sort out that dodgy tap, the wonkographer will be round soon to check it.
by tboy April 12, 2005
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kebabba

1. A kebab of lesser glory, be it chicken , seekh or doner. If it does not meet your expectations of taste and/or appearance.

2. The repeated effected noticed the day after a spicy, eastern sandwich. Usually resulting in the effect of sitting on a tube of Deep Heat.

3. A theme restaurant that serves halal meat sandwiches accompanied by the music and surroundings of Anni-Frid, Agnetha, Bjorn and Benny.
1. Don't get one from that place, they're kebabba.

2. I wouldn't go in there, I've had a kebabba.

3. Gimme, gimme, gimme a naan after midnight!
by tboy September 01, 2004
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