Definitions by Taylor Colpitts

colpitts 

skinny brown haired kids with silver backed gorillas tatooed on there hairy chests. also distinquished as 5 foot "Manly External Organs".

That Colpitts kid beat the crap outta that beanbag shurlock

colpitts by Taylor Colpitts April 10, 2008

Gorilla Gourd

Fat yellow eyed, square headed Gorillas. Used by hitler in world war two, too capture the jewish relatives of his own distorted cousins. Skulls used to drink in the river of naples.

"dude! i found a Gorilla Gourd" "we can go shoot him and drink from his skull!"

Gorilla Gourd by Taylor Colpitts April 10, 2008