Definitions by Tattered Wings

Drunken Thigh Slide

When a girl is wasted and tries to do a woman on top sex position but misses your penis and slides down your thigh.

Sam: "Man... My girl was wasted last night and wanted to ride cowboy. But she ended up doing a drunken thigh slide."

Bryan: "I hate it when that happens."

Drunken Thigh Slide by Tattered Wings December 19, 2012