stop shitting in my pants

a phrase you say when you don't beleive something...

Keisha had a baby?? Stop shitting in my pants son...

by Tata Nalles April 07, 2007

lift

when you hit someone on the top of their head with a closed fist for saying something stupid

boy: can i get a cheeseburger with no cheese?
waiter: thats a hamburger sur..
friend: damn man thats a "lift"..

by Tata Nalles April 07, 2007