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Barking Spider

A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.
Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.
by Tasty Beverage October 31, 2008
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