The tardulon is an extremely retarded tard. They are worse than a regular tard and possess extra tardy features.
by Tard guard August 13, 2017
A gentleman gamer who wears the hat of honor for his damsel in distress, a knight without shining armor who is better than those chads that mommie is taking out and is too busy with to make tendies
“Hello M’lady, what a fine evening ‘man *tips fedora* would you like to go out with a gentleman gamer like myself ?”
“No”
“That’s ok, I’m a cordial person and I myself sudied the art of the blade m’lady”
*tips fedora and waddles away with arms flailing like flaccid spaghetti*
^this is a fedora fag
“No”
“That’s ok, I’m a cordial person and I myself sudied the art of the blade m’lady”
*tips fedora and waddles away with arms flailing like flaccid spaghetti*
^this is a fedora fag
by Tard guard April 26, 2018