Definitions by Tanus

Ski

When a woman gives two men handjobs simultaneously with one man on each side.

Also can be used as a term for the middle seat in the backseat of a car.

5 people are entering a car;
"Shotgun!"

"Window"
"Window"
"Damnit, I guess I'm skiing"

Ski by Tanus July 11, 2022

Dreadfast 

Such as Brunch or Linner, "Dreadfast" (Dinner+Dreadful+Breakfast) referes to grabbing a bite when drunk late at night, way after dinner, way before breakfast. It is necessary to eat this meal in an intoxication-related situation, which is when most of this particular munchies are held.

Brian Wilson got so crossfaded last night we all though he was going to blackout. Good thing we found that sketchy bar that served us some decent dreadfast and he could get back to life.

Dreadfast by Tanus August 27, 2011

Beer O'Clock 

No matter what the actual time it is, it's time to drink.

Guy 1: What time is it? It feels like too late for another drink...

Guy 2: Glad you asked. It's Beer o'clock!

Guy 1: He got me! This guy... Alright, two more beers lovely bartender!

Beer O'Clock by Tanus August 27, 2011