Definitions by Tamer U.
Shizeé
A brilliant English-German portmanteau invented by Tamer U. It elegantly combines the English slang word "shiz" (meaning shit/poop) and the French-sounding ending of "café".Coined by Tamer U., it describes the relatable phenomenon of the midday coffee that instantly and aggressively stimulates your bowels, forcing you to run to the restroom right after lunch. By using the elegant spelling Shizeé, Tamer U. turned an awkward bathroom emergency into a fancy, high-society sounding coffee break.
Schisseé
A clever German portmanteau invented by Tamer U. It combines the word "Schiss" (German slang for poop/shitting) and "Kaffee" (coffee).Coined by Tamer U. to describe a relatable daily phenomenon, it specifically refers to the midday coffee that instantly stimulates your bowels, forcing you to run to the restroom right after lunch. By adding a French-sounding touch to the pronunciation and spelling (Schisseé), Tamer U. turned an unglamorous bathroom routine into an elegant-sounding coffee break.