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Definitions by Tal turner

Shmoltinator 

A rare species who goes by the human name colt, known for taking it all the way down to brown town to the point where organs will be blown our of the anal cavity, may cause rectal trauma in severe cases
Who painted my toilet this nice fucking oak brown? Must've been the shmoltinator
Shmoltinator by Tal turner October 2, 2017