2 definitions by Tainted romance
Adapted from the Harry Potter character Luna Lovegood’s nargles, a smargle is the addition of a smurf to the minx mix.
A snargle cheekily messes things around. A smargle leaves a trail of blue behind - usually during the consumption of blue food ie frosting, ice cream, candy. The result is an embarrassing layer of the food around your mouth, making it look like suspicious sexual activity has occurred with a smurf.
A snargle cheekily messes things around. A smargle leaves a trail of blue behind - usually during the consumption of blue food ie frosting, ice cream, candy. The result is an embarrassing layer of the food around your mouth, making it look like suspicious sexual activity has occurred with a smurf.
“Did you just give a Smurf a BJ?” Looking in the mirror, I saw the blue frosting surrounding my mouth with suspicious dots leading down my chin. F$@king smargles!
by Tainted romance March 27, 2019
How a woman’s nipples look after giving birth. The resemblance to a slice of pepperoni and salami is mixed with the word mammary, making mammaronis. They’re there, we know they’re there, and now we have a word for them!
“Hearing my daughter crying, I looked down and groaned. There was just no hiding these mammaronis, so I was going to wear them with pride.”
by Tainted romance September 9, 2019