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When a friend cancels plans or stands you up and then later blames it on his/her significant other. Note, however, that in actuality, it might just be your friend being a prick and looking for someone to take the blame. Formerly "wifed", but extended for today's sexist society.
"Bob never showed up at the bar last night. He called today and said his girlfriend had a headache so he had to stay home."
"That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, he told me he didn't want to go. You got spoused, man."
"That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, he told me he didn't want to go. You got spoused, man."
by Taco D. Loco January 16, 2010
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