Definitions by TURDBO PRIME

Tac-shi

A Tac-shi or "Tactical-Shit" is a bowel movement taken preemptively before carrying out any prolonged activity in which there may be very little time ( or no time at all ) to stop and empty one's colon.

Hold up Martin, I've just gotta take a Tac-shi before we hit up another round of Arc Raiders, brb...

Tac-shi by TURDBO PRIME May 9, 2026

kiwi businessman 

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.

Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).

kiwi businessman by TURDBO PRIME May 2, 2023