11 definitions by TOomp

articqaus sloopyascious

A Predator that is known for its constant swamp ass this animal lived during the cretaceous period and mainly ate the reproductive organs of other animals.

Bruh the articqaus sloopyascious is Shlomi's favorite dinosaur cause it's like him.

by TOomp March 12, 2021

Penis guitar

A penis that is typically found on people named Jontavious Q. Where when they jerk it makes melodies like a guitar.

I wish Toomp had a Penis guitar like Jontavious Q

by TOomp February 21, 2021

Jontavious Q

A really cool dude who has a Shlonky and Fucks ALLLL the bitches

Dude who heard what happened Jontavious Q fucked my mom and my grandma at the SAME time.

by TOomp February 21, 2021

Limp Dick Legend

A mysterious man that is from a small town in Idaho he is known for having a Limp Dick. Despite this, he manages to get every single elderly woman in a 100-mile radius.

My dad is known as a Limp Dick Legend.

by TOomp March 12, 2021