TONY of SXW2's definitions
Noun
Pronounced: /prəˈfeʃ.ən.əl - brɒnzɜ r/
Male version of a white woman of colour, usually a body builder although could be either a suave or a smoother.
Pronounced: /prəˈfeʃ.ən.əl - brɒnzɜ r/
Male version of a white woman of colour, usually a body builder although could be either a suave or a smoother.
'when I knew him, he was a bit pastey...but now he's grown into a good looking Professional Bronzer... good luck to him!
by TONY of SXW2 May 26, 2024
Get the Professional Bronzermug. by TONY of SXW2 May 24, 2024
Get the White Widowmug. Bawdy Wittism: Ye Olde English Noun::
Phallus:
When inferring to another that the universe doesn't revolve around them and yet lewdly referring to putting your penis (Copernicus) in their face.
Phallus:
When inferring to another that the universe doesn't revolve around them and yet lewdly referring to putting your penis (Copernicus) in their face.
by TONY of SXW2 September 21, 2023
Get the COPERNICUSmug. One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,
You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.
You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.
by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024
Get the You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing offmug. Snapping Turtle's Head
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
Get the Snapping Turtle's Headmug. by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024
Get the Just let it go manmug. 'After all these years of prejudice, White Women Of Colour have created their own place among us and are now fully accepted into our liberal and forward thinking, democratic society. We should feel proud!
by TONY of SXW2 May 24, 2024
Get the White Women of Colourmug.