Definitions by TJAce
AFC Ajax
The toast of the Eerste Divisie. Incapable of competing in top-flight Dutch football, conference play, or even MLS 4. An embarrassment to Flemish-speakers everywhere.
My wife left me, I got fired from my job, my car broke down, and my children won't talk to me but at least I'm not AFC Ajax!
TJAce
Someone who deserve to both go to jail forever and to die. He owns 50000 sqm of land and does not share it with anyone. Also goes to the strip club to jerk off into spaghetti.