Definitions by THEword 14

2 second pumper 

When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.

My bf is such a "2 second pumper"

2 second pumper by THEword 14 September 30, 2016

Dicknailed 

Dicknailed is term used to describe a handjob gone wrong. For example when your gf's nails are too long and she scratches your dick mid handjob.

Dude, i got Dicknailed so bad last night.

Dicknailed by THEword 14 September 17, 2016