THEdickhatch's definitions

Egsderminatör

THE grammar nazi of TKEP.

I'm the grammar whore. My name is Egs. My mom's good at bridge.

by THEdickhatch September 4, 2005

Blue Whaler

A man who goes for the largest and/or most overweight woman at a venue or in his social circle. (The ‘Blue Whale’ being the largest known animal to ever have existed).

Doug is such a Blue Whaler, especially after exacerbating his seamanship with a draught of 30 keg beers on Bromas.

by THEdickhatch April 11, 2013

TTF

Stands literally for the verbage 'Turn Table Fucked'. Used as the past tense form of FYTT.

Commonly used when Turntable.fm removes you from the DJ stage unannounced. Often times you don't even know until the current song is over.

We were all royally TTF'd today during Orianthi.

by THEdickhatch September 27, 2011

Poop Chute

It starts off with a girl taking the initial poop to loosen up her butt hole then inverts her chill back mouth in the air so the guy can sit on her and align his chill hole with hers and poop into her butt and then perform the jackhammer in her butt then girl shits out the shit and man milk that's in her butt.

Was lookin' for some o' that nasty chill hole last night and I found it when this slut from the bar wanted me to poop chute her in the bathroom.

by THEdickhatch April 11, 2013