THESECRETGUY's definitions

SRS

This is a short term algorithm for SOCIAL RETARD SYNDROME. The afflicted will have no social life and no friends

There have only been roughly 10-15 recorded cases of this virus, and it generally affects teenagers aged 13-17.
Names cannot be noted due to patient confidentiality. Be aware of the virus, report ANY suspected cases, as it can be highly contagious.SRS

by THESECRETGUY March 14, 2009