Definitions by THE REAL STENOGRAPHER

lapchick 

a connoisseur of the polyandrous pole dancing arts. one who is frequently found in the pelvic area of young males. also, on occasion, has been known to take off pants and then resend offer shortly thereafter. "I veto that because it has only happened once."

p.s. has also accused british people of being french

Q:YOURE FRENCH RIGHT?

A:LAPCHICK, IM BLOODY FUCKING BRITISH...WANKER

lapchick by THE REAL STENOGRAPHER November 8, 2010