ASSAFIST

WHEN A WOMEN ASS IS SO PERFICT, EVEN IN SKIN TIGHT JEANS YOU CAN TELL.

A "ASSAFIST" IS? WHEN HER ASS LOOKS GOOD, IT LOOK'S A FIST. I WISH SHE WOULD JUST BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME.

by THE LIP LICKER April 26, 2011

MAN HOLE COVERS

GRANNY PANTIES. BIG COTTON PANTIES'S.

DAM GIRL,ARE YOU WEARING MAN HOLE COVERS? THESE PANTIES ARE HARD TO WORK WITH.

by THE LIP LICKER June 20, 2011

SLAMMING YODA

MALE MASTURBATION.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING? Q: WERE YOU "SLAMMING YODA"? A: BECAUSE "YODA" IS SMALL, LOOKS OLD AND WRINKLED.

by THE LIP LICKER April 26, 2011

[WHISPERING EYE] PATCH

TERM FOR G-STRING PANTIES ( THEY ONLY COVER THE PUSSY).

LOOK AT HER ASS, SHE'S WEARING A WHISPERING EYE PATCH.

by THE LIP LICKER June 20, 2011