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Definitions by THE LIP LICKER

[WHISPERING EYE] PATCH 

TERM FOR G-STRING PANTIES ( THEY ONLY COVER THE PUSSY).
LOOK AT HER ASS, SHE'S WEARING A WHISPERING EYE PATCH.

MAN HOLE COVERS 

DAM GIRL,ARE YOU WEARING MAN HOLE COVERS? THESE PANTIES ARE HARD TO WORK WITH.

ASSAFIST 

WHEN A WOMEN ASS IS SO PERFICT, EVEN IN SKIN TIGHT JEANS YOU CAN TELL.
A "ASSAFIST" IS? WHEN HER ASS LOOKS GOOD, IT LOOK'S A FIST. I WISH SHE WOULD JUST BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME.
ASSAFIST by THE LIP LICKER April 26, 2011

SLAMMING YODA 

WHAT WERE YOU DOING? Q: WERE YOU "SLAMMING YODA"? A: BECAUSE "YODA" IS SMALL, LOOKS OLD AND WRINKLED.
SLAMMING YODA by THE LIP LICKER April 26, 2011