narb

an acronym that stands for a "No-Apparent-Reason-Boner", often occuring among middle-schoolers and sometimes high-schoolers. the N.A.R.B. can be hidden if one knows the proper techniques
Dude i got a wicked narb in english class today.

My sweat pants are revealing my enormous NARB.

The word Narb means no apparent reason boner. I had such a huge throbbing narb today!

by THE BEAN FLICKER April 17, 2006
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purple headed yogurt slinger

A fleshy penis that slings cum all over the place continuously.
My purple headed yogurt slinger slayed your girlfriends face.
by THE BEAN FLICKER April 17, 2006
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