Definitions by T3rmin4l/Cri7ic4l
Big Toed Bitch
A bitch that cares mostly about a man's toe size; Constantly scoping out men in flip flops searching for the perfect toe proportion.
This guy was interested in this girl but then he realized he stood no chance because she was a big toed bitch.
This guy was interested in this girl but then he realized he stood no chance because she was a big toed bitch.
Big Toed Bitch: I'm going to the shoe section so i can look at men's feet.
Friend: Why?
Big Toed Bitch: Because, I'm a big toed bitch, and i gotta find me a big toed dick.
Friend: Why?
Big Toed Bitch: Because, I'm a big toed bitch, and i gotta find me a big toed dick.
Big Toed Bitch by T3rmin4l/Cri7ic4l January 24, 2020
Propistant
(n) The name of any person who places entirely too much emphasis on the importance of inanimate objects.
Carrot Top is a Propistant.
Propistant by T3rmin4l/Cri7ic4l February 3, 2010
Vaudeville Starfish
The act of flailing arms and legs in the shape of an X to express excitement or general happiness. (Arms,legs, and head in the shape of an X, resembles a starfish)
This action must be done quickly and only last for a moment.
This action must be done quickly and only last for a moment.
Ashley: "Hey Kris, quick! Do the Vaudeville Starfish!"
Kris: *Positions arms,legs, and head in the shape of an X, resembling a starfish*
Kris: *Positions arms,legs, and head in the shape of an X, resembling a starfish*
Vaudeville Starfish by T3rmin4l/Cri7ic4l February 3, 2010