T.R.I.'s definitions

Kevork

to attempt and/or accomplish suicide (derived from Dr. Kevorkian, the Suicide Doctor). First used at Riverbank High School in the late 1980s (Riverbank, CA), it was originally used in place of the dramatically less elegant 'fuck', 'frig', & 'freak' trifecta during times of adult supervision at school. It has since grown in scope and usage.

"Who drank all my Snapple? You did? Go Kevork yourself, Dad!"

"Kevork you you mother-Kevorker!"

"Kevork me? Kevork you, bitch-boy!"

by T.R.I. June 14, 2005

Roid Monkey

A person who has been using steroids for a long time and consequently has smaller testes and a short fuse. Generally on some competitive team or another, you see this type slavishly adoring the man with the biggest pecs at the local GNC store or muscle gym. Generally displays clouded thought processes, is quick to anger, and has trouble expressing himself eloquently (all known examples are male). Known to beat family members or significant others. Should be considered armed and dangerous.

"That's not a strategically shaved chimp flinging poo, that's a Roid Monkey....flinging poo."

by T.R.I. February 14, 2006