Definitions by Syd Barrett

mud guards 

A woman's loose and dangling labia. (See beef curtains.)

'That bitch has some nasty mud guards, yo!'

mud guards by Syd Barrett June 11, 2006

crossing swords 

The act of accidentally rubbing your penis up against another dude's penis during double penetration of a woman.

'Bubba and I tag-teamed Cindy Lou and we ended up crossing swords! Nasty!'

crossing swords by Syd Barrett May 2, 2006

soccer mom

A blonde middle-aged woman who's spent far too much time at the fake-n'-bake, barely stands five feet tall on her tiptoes, drives an SUV the size of a Sherman tank because she has a female Napoleon complex, and plasters the back of said vehicle with stickers about how her child is a straight A student at <insert here> middle school.

Most of the women driving SUV's around Richmond, VA.

soccer mom by Syd Barrett December 23, 2003