breastologist

A specialist in the study of women'sbreasts; One who tests the weight, shape, size, taste and bounce of women's breasts.

After four years of intense study, Jorge became a breastologist

by Sy Lopez January 09, 2008

Girlfriend Sub

A friend that is used as a substitute for a real girlfriend who performs the duties of the same. A friend that is used to give the appearance that you are in a relationship, but it is strictly platonic.

Alma: Wow you are going out with Geo AGAIN!
Syra: Yeah, our third date this week.
Alma: So you guys are dating?
Syra: No I am just his Girlfriend Sub.

by Sy Lopez September 29, 2008