Tayvoodoo
/ˈteɪˌvʊdu/
/verb/
Definition:
A sudden, devastating wave of cosmic karma that strikes when someone disrespects or feuds with Taylor Swift, AKA The Music Industry, 14× GRAMMY WINNER, and 4× AOTY recipient. Tayvoodoo results in the collapse of one’s career, fame, and personal life, reminding the world that challenging Taylor and her Swifties has irreversible consequences.
Cause:
Disrespecting Taylor Swift—whether through criticism, personal attacks, or public feuds—triggers Tayvoodoo, leading to swift, often irreversible consequences in career and personal life.
Symptoms:
Career Collapse: Deals dry up, success disappears.
Health Deterioration: Stress, anxiety, and public backlash take a toll.
Public Humiliation: Name trends on Twitter, often with #YourNameIsOverParty.
Irrelevance: Once famous, now forgotten.
Chart Decline: Music or work fades or fails to chart.
Personal Fallout: Relationships sour, friendships dissolve.
Notable Victims:
Kanye West
Kim Kardashian
Justin Bieber
Katy Perry
Zach Bryan
Scott Borchetta
Scooter Braun
Donald Trump
Elon Musk
Matty Healy
Joebless Baldwyn
John Mayer
Everyone in the rep tour opening intro
Dave Grohl
Violet Grohl
Netflix
Billboard
Ticketmaster
And many others…
Solutions:
None. Once struck by Tayvoodoo, your fate is sealed.
Example:
Kanye West’s streak of 11 consecutive #1 albums ended after Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department debuted at #1. Career collapse followed—Tayvoodoo struck.
/ˈteɪˌvʊdu/
/verb/
Definition:
A sudden, devastating wave of cosmic karma that strikes when someone disrespects or feuds with Taylor Swift, AKA The Music Industry, 14× GRAMMY WINNER, and 4× AOTY recipient. Tayvoodoo results in the collapse of one’s career, fame, and personal life, reminding the world that challenging Taylor and her Swifties has irreversible consequences.
Cause:
Disrespecting Taylor Swift—whether through criticism, personal attacks, or public feuds—triggers Tayvoodoo, leading to swift, often irreversible consequences in career and personal life.
Symptoms:
Career Collapse: Deals dry up, success disappears.
Health Deterioration: Stress, anxiety, and public backlash take a toll.
Public Humiliation: Name trends on Twitter, often with #YourNameIsOverParty.
Irrelevance: Once famous, now forgotten.
Chart Decline: Music or work fades or fails to chart.
Personal Fallout: Relationships sour, friendships dissolve.
Notable Victims:
Kanye West
Kim Kardashian
Justin Bieber
Katy Perry
Zach Bryan
Scott Borchetta
Scooter Braun
Donald Trump
Elon Musk
Matty Healy
Joebless Baldwyn
John Mayer
Everyone in the rep tour opening intro
Dave Grohl
Violet Grohl
Netflix
Billboard
Ticketmaster
And many others…
Solutions:
None. Once struck by Tayvoodoo, your fate is sealed.
Example:
Kanye West’s streak of 11 consecutive #1 albums ended after Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department debuted at #1. Career collapse followed—Tayvoodoo struck.
"He opened his mouth, disrespected Taylor Swift, and by Friday, his album flopped, his PR team quit, and his girlfriend left—Tayvoodoo doesn’t just strike, it annihilates."
by SwiftSonnet May 10, 2025