Noun - one who takes dicks right up the ole poop shoot. Derived from the mental image of ass cheeks spreading like that of bat wings.
by Swaggatroniousrex December 27, 2014
When after eating a bag of cheetos, proceeding to jack off furiously without washing one's hands, resulting in cheeto residue to encrust one's penis in a layer of orange greatness.
Wow that bag of cheetos was delicious. Oh god the Kate Upton Game of War commercial just came on. I have no time to wash up, I'm gonna have to give myself a cheese dog!
by Swaggatroniousrex January 27, 2015