2 definitions by Swag Chair

Jeff Dunham-ing

When a person fists someone so deeply he or she is like a puppet on their arm.

"Dude, my girlfriend fisted me so hard last night, I felt like a Jeff Dunham hand puppet."

"wtf Dakota..."

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by Swag Chair May 20, 2014

Cum Rationing

When a man does not release all his semen in his load to increase the amount of loads he can provide during the night.

Dakota, cum rationing does not allow you to have sex 7 times in a night.

by Swag Chair February 10, 2015