Definitions by Swag Chair

Cum Rationing 

When a man does not release all his semen in his load to increase the amount of loads he can provide during the night.

Dakota, cum rationing does not allow you to have sex 7 times in a night.

Cum Rationing by Swag Chair February 9, 2015

Jeff Dunham-ing

When a person fists someone so deeply he or she is like a puppet on their arm.

"Dude, my girlfriend fisted me so hard last night, I felt like a Jeff Dunham hand puppet."

"wtf Dakota..."

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Jeff Dunham-ing by Swag Chair May 19, 2014