Definitions by Sven’s D

Dong Pool 

Can happen accidentally during ferocious docking or by intent. Dong pool is when you power thrust your dick into your male partners nut sack effectively knocking one ball into the other ball and causing the latter ball to launch back into your partners butthole.

Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!

“Hey babe, I’m going to go play some dong pool with the bros after the Luke Bryan concert. Don’t wait up!”

Dong Pool by Sven’s D May 27, 2019

Wesley’d 

When a fart is so horrifically unacceptable it gets into your soul.

I was on a plane and I accidentally wesley’d. The woman next to me was hospitalized....

Wesley’d by Sven’s D June 28, 2018

Lemon law

When you push both of your balls up into someone’s butthole and then pee on their back.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me with my dad so I enacted the lemon law on her.

Lemon law by Sven’s D June 21, 2018