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An event where hundreds of hipsters line up in front of Apple Stores all around the world to get the latest iDevice, most camping there for days. You're gonna meet some gentle people there.

This "happening", if you like, usually occurs every fall. It's a generational experience for Millennials - just like the original Woodstock was for Baby Boomers - and thus beyond the comprehension of previous generations.

By those attending, Android users are frowned upon just like Vietnam vets were back in the day and Steve Ballmer is hated as ferociously as LBJ once was.
- "Hey man, where's Alix? Haven't seen her in classes for a few days."
- "She's at the Millennial Woodstock".
- "Oh... I wish my mom would let me too. If I didn't tell her, I could leave today".
by Suntory BOSS September 18, 2014
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A phrase used to refer to a contemporary and commonplace yet delusional tendency to blame everything that's wrong with the world on President Obama. Accusations range from Sahara being a desert and you failing that Physics exam, and anything in between.
- "Hey man, Palin just said on Fox News that it's POTUS' fault that some Canadians speak French."
- "Yeah, another heroic effort from the Blame 'Bama Movement. Fail."

- "The Albuquerque Steam Wrench company just shut down... damn it, we're losing all manufacturing jobs to China 'coz of Obama."
- "Yeah right grandpa. Just blame it on 'Bama.
by Suntory BOSS September 16, 2014
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