Sukamai Aiken-Bols's definitions

white owl time

The moment when extreme frustration with authority calls for an appropriate, albeit potentially job terminating response.

Bill: Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00 AM that would be great.
Peter: You know Bill normally I would, but it's White Owl Time.
Bill: What's a White Owl?
Peter: My dink and your mouth!

by Sukamai Aiken-Bols December 31, 2016

pathetisize

To intentionally or unintentionally make someone else feel bad for saying something dumb. See {patheticism}.

He: That's not the way it happened and threeplet isn't actually a word.
She: Don't pathetisize me!

by Sukamai Aiken-Bols January 1, 2017