Definitions by Sugar Plumps

Borscht 

Vegetable soup mostly made out of beets. Originated in Eastern Europe. Called barszcz in Polish and באָרשט in Yiddish. Usually served with sour cream. Sometimes it has meat in it.

Borscht yes it is good soup.

Borscht by Sugar Plumps May 28, 2018

Shanny 

1. n. a small green-brown deep sea fish

2. n. an old lady who screams at children to be quiet and calls them whippersnappers

1. “Woah what’s that?”
“Just a shanny fish”

2 “QUIET DOWN YA LIL WHIPPERSNAPPER”
“Stop being such a shanny!”

Shanny by Sugar Plumps October 27, 2017

Bulldog

A small, friendly breed of dog originally used for bull fighting. Very good with kids. Resemebles a furry bowling ball.

Why are your children hugging a furry coconut?
Oh that's just our bulldog.

Bulldog by Sugar Plumps July 7, 2017

Pitbull 

A medium sized breed of dog who is often stereotyped as being violent. Smiles a lot. Prone to getting the zoomies, where they run around like crazy and then fall asleep.

Pitbulls are the best, fluffiest dogs in the world.

Pitbull by Sugar Plumps July 6, 2017

Coraline 

A happy children's book about a monster who lures children away from their parents with candy and games and then tricks them into having buttons sewn into their eyes and then locks them behind the mirror and eats their souls.

Thanks to Coraline, now I'm scared of mirrors and needles.

Coraline by Sugar Plumps July 6, 2017