2 definitions by Sue de-Nym
Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!
Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!
Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!
Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!
Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!
by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014
Bratfud (the t is pronounced with a glottal stop) is the local name for Bradford, used by some of the more slackjawed dole monkeys that inhabit the inner reaches of the district.
Chav: Aaaaariirte maaate, yooo goin to stop at Bratfud?
Train Conductor: Firstly, I'm not your mate. Secondly, have you got a ticket? And finally, this train isn't going anywhere near Bradford, learn to read the screens on the platform dickhead.
Chav: Fukin'ell buddy, I were only askin'.
Train Conductor: Firstly, I'm not your mate. Secondly, have you got a ticket? And finally, this train isn't going anywhere near Bradford, learn to read the screens on the platform dickhead.
Chav: Fukin'ell buddy, I were only askin'.
by Sue de-Nym May 4, 2017