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Jasmine is a gorgeous, stunning and outstandingly talented gal. She’s one of the most interesting, loyal and open minded people you’ll meet. This sexy af mofo can pull of just about anything. Perfect dark hair and tanned skin makes all the boys drool. Sophisticated and mature? Check. Sexy and freaky ? Check. Passionate and caring? Check. Anyone who’s dates her is blessed, everyone knows her name but it takes a lot for her to let you into her deep secrets. Once you’ve established a relationship she’ll be the best girlfriend anyone could ask for, making you feel like your the only person in the world. However she does need a lot of attention and affection, a small price to pay for what you’ll get in return ;).But be warned she also has a dark side. Cross her and you’ll forever regret it, she’s got a power over people without them knowing it, get her on your side and you won’t need anyone else. She’s amazing and all the boys want her so if your that lucky fellow to lock her down then never let her go. EVER. Everyone will be envy of you. Any you’ll have unlimited amounts of love from this girl.
Girl 1: did you know he’s dating Jasmine?
Girl 2: JASMINE??! Wow how’d he manage that !
Girl 1: I have no idea but I bet all his mates are jealous

Girl 2: Yh definitely, god, she’s so gorgeous
by Suckurmudda November 18, 2018
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When someone’s half clapped but can be occasionally peng
James: “ cuz ur c....leng.. ur cleng . I SAID CLENG.”
Jaz: “Fanks James”
by Suckurmudda January 2, 2020
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