Definitions by Sucks to Suck

Elmo finger 

When someone has a small dick it's as small as Elmo's fingers

Hey I heard Chad Gaston has a Elmo finger! Oh yea that's what we've all heard!

Elmo finger by Sucks to suck October 9, 2013

SIUE 

Along with SIUC it is basically a glorified community college. The campus is large and wooded but that is about all they have going for them. The social scene sucks and most people want to transfer after the first semester. The degree is near worthless and you need a 15 at most on your ACT to get accepted. As a whole the school is a joke.

I didn't get accepted to any good schools. I guess I'll go to SIUE, at least it isn't Carbondale.

SIUE by Sucks to Suck June 10, 2011