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Sosig

What Gordon Ramsley says after a child achieves something in their life.

Kid: I got 100% on my math test.

Gordon: Great, I award you a sosig.

Kid: A what?

Gordon: JUST GO COOK ME A PIECE OF CRAP YOU DING DONG!!!!

by Suck my piano June 23, 2019

Existence

Something you will search up when you're having an existential crisis.

Kid: Mom, what is my existence?
Mom: Welcome to the club. We all here are suffering.

by Suck my piano June 23, 2019