Succulent-Yes's definitions

Cody

When you pretend to be someone’s friend for 20+ years. Only to reveal at one of the most critical transitional points in your life while attempting to figure out how to move forward and are offered the opportunity to work together to build something that hasn’t been done before they decide to kick them while their down, steal your girlfriend and ghost you knowing they were the only two friends left after a long truth and twisted road of unfortunate circumstances, long lasting consequences, life long saga of strange, unexpected, hilarious, heartbreaking, frightening, riveting, extraordinary, unforgettable & terrifying moments, events, scenarios, what have you’s, by dammits, good gawd man’s and tutt tutt yeh rights the likes of which had never be seen and they called themselves tenacious d. For no particular reason.

Don’t bother coming to my funeral cody, no you know what actually, you be there and make sure it’s a folgers can. Then idk. Plant it or done sht.. jerk

by Succulent-Yes January 21, 2024